TOP TEN REASONS WHY I WILL NOT BE RAPTURED TOMORROW:
10. I eat trans fats! (Even though they are illegal in Washington!...you know, passive-aggressively...like everything else here)
9. I just went to Vegas! And I loved it!
8. I'm pro-women's health
7. I'm pro SEX and sex education, in homes and in schools
6. I love reality shows about people from Jersey.
5. I'm cool with welfare.
4. I've been to Mardi Gras...in New Orleans. A couple times.
3. I voted for a black President!!
2. My boyfriend of six years and I completely live in sin...for four years now.
1. I love the gays.
Hallelujah!
1 comment:
Dang, I guess that's why I didn't get raptured either.
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